Player of the Week: Jason Parry

This week’s Wanneroo DCC Player of the Week is Jason Parry! When Paz first started playing for Wanneroo, MyCricket didn’t exist, cricket pads had buckles instead of Velcro, helmets were a rarity and scorers used ink & quills. He’s a class act, a Life Member and a club legend, so grab a can of Mellow Yellow and enjoy getting intimate with Joop:

Name: Jason Parry

Age: 36

Nickname: Paz, Joop

Occupation: Radiation Therapist

How long have you played at Wanneroo?: 25 years

Who is your favorite cricketer?: AB de Villiers

Who’s your celebrity crush?: Anne Hathaway – all class

What is your pre-game ritual?: Good feed

If you could be an Olympic athlete, in what sport would you compete?: Baseball or BMX

When did you last hit the winning runs, take the winning wicket, and/or take the winning catch?: Can’t recall

Are you a leader or a follower?: Leader

Which of the Seven Dwarfs is most like you?: Grumpy (only on Saturdays)

Wanneroo Man-crush?: Tim Bond – man on fire

What is your favorite movie quote?: Oh, please, tell me, Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a f*ck? – ‘Donnie Darko’

What’s the most courageous thing you’ve ever done?: Change career

Who is the clumsiest teammate?: Bring back Ieuan

What’s the best decision you’ve ever made?: It’s a tie – ask my wife out on a date / stalked Pearl Jam at their hotel room for 2009 tour

What are the three best things about you?: Work ethic, sense of humour and my in-swinger

Name 3 cricketers you most admire.: Mike Hussey, AB de Villiers, Dale Steyn

If you could eat only 3 foods for the rest of your life, what would they be?: Mango, ice cream, tacos

If you could time travel, where would you go?: Seattle 1991

If you could be a cartoon character for a week, who would you be?: Glen Quagmire

What’s the most awesome thing you’ve done on a cricket field?: 179 v Gosnells in the 2’s

Would you rather be the best player on a horrible team or the worst player on a great team?: The worst player. Nothing beats winning

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: Height

Favourite Wanneroo WAG and why?: Tiffany Jacobs – all class

Has Slods ever bought you a round?: Don’t recall but don’t recall buying him one either

Who are the three greatest living musicians?: Dave Grohl, Jant Weiss & Matt Cameron

What personal trait has gotten you in the most trouble?: Cheekiness when younger

What do you think is the greatest invention of all time?: Vaccines or Drum Kit or Cricket (whoever invented it is a genius)

Name a celebrity you think is lame.: Grant Denyer

Most embarrassing moment on the cricket field?: Realising I was batting (opening in A-grade) without a box

What is the scariest movie you’ve ever seen?: Old Boy

Rachel, Donna, Jessica, or Louis Litt?: ????

What is the best piece of advice you’ve received?: Treat others the way you’d like to be treated.

If you could be another teammate for a week who would it be and why?: Damon Parker. Be nice to know what it feels like to walk in $1750 Yeezy’s or what it feels like to bat with $1000 wonder bat.

If you could ask your pet one question, what would it be?: Why do you eat the cat sh*t???

Rarest bloke at Wanneroo?: Damo $1750 on Yeezy’s!!?!?!!!??!??!

What is your favourite Rob Richards quote?: Get around the pigskin

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