This week’s Wanneroo DCC Player of the Week is John Walter! When he’s not taking wickets he’s running our Fantasy Cricket competition. What a legend! Please enjoy the Player Profile of Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville:
Name: John Walter
Nickname: Walts, Keith, Blonde Bombshell (turn it up Purce!)
If you could choose your own nickname, what would it be?: Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville
Occupation: Technical & Safety Officer
How long have you played at Wanneroo?: 6 years
Who is your favorite cricketer?: Voges or Huss
Who’s your celebrity crush?: Alexandra Daddario
Which TV family is most like your own?: Kath and Kim
What is your pre-game ritual?: Stretch, sumos & slaps
If you could be an Olympic athlete, in what sport would you compete?: Downhill skiing
When did you last hit the winning runs, take the winning wicket, and/or take the winning catch?: First game last year, broke the stump too.
Which of the Seven Dwarfs is most like you?: Danny Devito
Wanneroo Man-crush?: Jock (special)
What is your favorite movie quote?: I drink your milkshake!
Who is the clumsiest teammate?: Mahbo
What’s the best decision you’ve ever made?: Travelling the world
What are the three best things about you?: Know the alphabet off by heart, my boobs, leg cutter
Name 3 cricketers you most admire.: Ty Hopes, Blake Hall, Kevin Pietersen
If you could eat only 3 foods for the rest of your life, what would they be?: Indian, subway, pulled pork
If you could time travel, where would you go?: Exploring
If you could be a cartoon character for a week, who would you be?: Fry
What’s the most awesome thing you’ve done on a cricket field?: Probably the broken stump thing
Would you rather be the best player on a horrible team or the worst player on a great team?: Worst player on a great team, assuming that i still get a game.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: Keep the seam ******* upright!!
Favourite Wanneroo WAG and why?: Kate Atko.
Has Slods ever bought you a round?: Yes, bottle of wine at a PL night
Who are the three greatest living musicians?: Paul Mccartney, David Grohl, Bob Dylan
What personal trait has gotten you in the most trouble?: Sarcasm
What do you think is the greatest invention of all time?: Sarcasm
Name a celebrity you think is lame.: Jack Black
Most embarrassing moment on the cricket field?: Dropping two catches in an over at long on.
What is the scariest movie you’ve ever seen?: Alien
Rachel, Donna, Jessica, or Louis Litt?: Mudding with Louis
What is the best piece of advice you’ve received?: Just enjoy it
If you could be another teammate for a week who would it be and why?: Gra. Just to know what only fielding in slips and just bowling offies feels like.
If you could ask your pet one question, what would it be?: What breed are you?
Rarest bloke at Wanneroo?: Fingers
What is your favourite Rob Richards quote?: Him just talking bout Em Rata
What did you write on your tennis ball?: Goals
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