This Week’s Wanneroo DCC Player of the Week is Mathew Dzodzos. He bowls gas, is a wine connoisseur, and would like to take photos of birds for a living:
Name: Mathew Dzodzos
Nickname: The Dirty Croat
Occupation: Wine dude
Dream job: A decent freelance photographer who shoots only birds
How long have you played at Wanneroo: Since I was 14
In The Movie Of My Life I’d Be Played By: Jude Law
What’s under your bed: socks
What’s your go-to fielding drill: Lane work
Which team do you look forward to playing the most and why: Rockingham Mandurah, obvious reasons.
Most embarrassing moment on the cricket field: getting BBQ’d by Jason Parry
What teammate is most likely to avoid paying for a round when you are out: Christian Smith
What’s the first thing you think of in the morning: 5 more minutes
Favourite food: Sashimi or Paella
Stranded On An Island, What Are Your 3 Essential Items?: Paella, my camera, a wide brimmed hat.
When You Were Growing Up What Did You Want To Be: Professional Chiller
What Do You Normally Eat For Breakfast?: I’m frothing on salmon baguette’s lately
What reality TV show would you win: Teen Mum
Is the glass half full or half empty: full.
If you could meet one person dead or alive: Martin Luther King Jr. Or Ed Templeton
If you could be another teammate for a week who would it be and why: Rob Richards. I want to learn the secrets behind being a
If you could attend any sporting event in the world, what would it be: El Clasico.
Favourite drink: Westwinds Cutlass, Tonic, and a slice of grape fruit.
Best bowling / highest score: 6fa
Favourite smell: cricket darts
My Signature Dish Is: Stir fry
Who’s the best dressed at the club: Anyone but Jordan King
Least favourite smell: Brunner post
When did you last take a catch to win a game: Soon hopefully.
My Most Treasured Possession/s: My De La Soul – Grind Date record
What book are you reading now: The Artists Way
Favourite cricketer To Watch Growing Up: Glenn McGrath.
One word to describe you: Overzealous
Who is the funniest teammate: Alex Burton
When did you last take the final wicket to win a game: Next week hopefully
What I Don’t Find Amusing Is: Haydn Slodecki’s eagerness to tell me how many beers he had last night. I do not care Slods.
Favourite Holiday Destination: Somewhere with lots of Palm trees
My Last Meal Would Be: Paella
Best practical joke you have seen: I’ve heard Jack Leach doesn’t like snakes, so I’m yet to see the best practical joke
What training drill do you dread the most?: the grid
Favourite Cartoon As A Kid: Dragon Ball Z
Scariest player at the Wanneroo: John Walters
Favourite sport to watch: Test match cricket, or golf.
What is your favourite number: 11
Who is your dream date: Lily Aldridge
Favourite cricketer now: Brayden Quinn
Favourite band or musician: Nat King Cole / The Rolling Stones / Flying Lotus
Favourite magazine: Monster Children / Desillusion
When did you last hit the winning runs in a game: Next week hopefully
What is your personal aim this season?: Play in a winning side. Take 40 wickets
What was your first car: Mazda 626. RIP
What’s the most embarrassing song on your phone: Usher – Climax
Funniest player at the Wanneroo: Kyle Millar
What Would You Buy With Your Last $50: Develop some film
If I could be one person for a day I would be: Rob Richards
Favourite movie: Cloud Atlas
Are you sick of player profile questions?: yes