This week’s Wanneroo DCC Player of the Week is Rory MacFarlane! Big Rory Seamus can bowl left arm gas, fly drones, and build pergolas with the greatest of ease. What a guy, get around him!
Name: Rory
Age: 26
Nickname: I go by a few
If you could choose your own nickname, what would it be?: Vanilla Thunda
Occupation: Surveyor/Insta enthusiast
How long have you played at Wanneroo?: 52 games since 2008
Who is your favorite cricketer?: Nathan Bracken
Who’s your celebrity crush?: Hillary Clinton.
Which TV family is most like your own?: American Pickers
What is your pre-game ritual?: Zinc up
If you could be an Olympic athlete, in what sport would you compete?: Handball
When did you last hit the winning runs, take the winning wicket, and/or take the winning catch?: It’s not all about winning
Are you a leader or a follower?: Follower
Which of the Seven Dwarfs is most like you?: Dopey
Wanneroo Man-crush?: Burto
What is your favorite movie quote?: “You can’t sit with us” mean girls
What’s the most courageous thing you’ve ever done?: Quit my job and travel through Europe
Who is the clumsiest teammate?: JJ
What’s the best decision you’ve ever made?: Buy a Roomba
What are the three best things about you?: My ability to read questions properly.
Name 3 cricketers you most admire.: Mike Hussey, Glen Mcgrath, Dale Steyn.
If you could eat only 3 foods for the rest of your life, what would they be?: Bao rolls, gyros, pizza
If you could time travel, where would you go?: 1960’s America
If you could be a cartoon character for a week, who would you be?: Finn.
What’s the most awesome thing you’ve done on a cricket field?: Every time I walk into the field is awesome
Would you rather be the best player on a horrible team or the worst player on a great team?: Best on a horrible team
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: The ability to do 9 weet-bix like Bretty
Favourite Wanneroo WAG and why?: My WAG. Simple
Has Slods ever bought you a round?: To be honest I’ve never bought slots a round. WWSD
Who are the three greatest living musicians?: Paul McCartney, Yeezy and Dave Grohl
What personal trait has gotten you in the most trouble?: Being a cheeky c***
What do you think is the greatest invention of all time?: The Internet
Name a celebrity you think is lame.: Chris Quelch
Most embarrassing moment on the cricket field?: Bowling a years worth of wides in a spell
What is the scariest movie you’ve ever seen?: The Hills Have Eyes
Rachel, Donna, Jessica, or Louis Litt?: Donna
What is the best piece of advice you’ve received?: Eat fresh
If you could be another teammate for a week who would it be and why?: Bondy, reckon I’d make a mean bride and Brie
If you could ask your pet one question, what would it be?: What the deal with butts?
What is your favourite Rob Richards quote?: Hey mate
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